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If you like your comedy, sci-fi, action, adventure, crime, western and/or romance with a liberal twist of the horrific or fantastic, this is the place for you! We have an eclectic range of exotic tastes and we relish many delicacies. We have a real taste for the macabre.  Find out how to prepare and package your meal at the fiction and artwork submissions page, then send us your most devilish dish ... we're hungry. If you have a short movie or video you would like to submit, read our guidelines and submit here.

With an expiration date of 1999, we thought we'd cooked our last issue. But, thanks to modern preservatives, just the right blend of seasonings and just a hint of the 'ol Witches brew, we were able to re-heat and serve up new gooey issues of 69 Flavors of Paranoia and serve them up every other month.

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